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Friday, August 26, 2011

Dangerous Chemical: Dihydrogen Monoxide

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."
And for plenty of good reasons, since:

  1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
  2. it is a major component in acid rain
  3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
  4. accidental inhalation can kill you
  5. it contributes to erosion
  6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
  7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.
  • Forty-three (43) said yes,
  • six (6) were undecided,
  • and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.
The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?" He feels the conclusion is obvious.

Source

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

An interesting material ( copied from some where)

280 लाख करोड़ का सवाल
है ...भारतीय गरीब है लेकिन भारत
देश कभी गरीब नहीं रहा"* ये
कहना है स्विस बैंक केडाइरेक्टर
का . स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर ने

यह भी कहा है कि भारत का लगभग
280 लाख करोड़ रुपये
(280 ,00 ,000 ,000 ,000)
उनके स्विस बैंक में जमा है . ये
रकमइतनी है कि भारत का आने वाले
30 सालों का बजट बिना टैक्स के
बनाया जा सकता है.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Monday, August 31, 2009

Two doctors: Hysterias and Posteriors

""Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a
small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias
and Posteriors"

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to
read, "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council,
they changed the sign to "Catatonics and High Colonic'."

No go. Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentive's." Thumbs
down again.

Then came "Minds and Behinds." Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." Unacceptable
again!

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts." Not a chance.

"Nuts and Butts?" No way.

"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.

"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."

Everyone loved it !!!""

with thanks to Dr. Sita Bhatt from her posting in forum at pathoindia.com